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Hey everyone, it’s Kernook here. I’m here to tell you all about the “The Demented Ferrets“. As of right now, we have three members. Kreshenne, Ruka and myself (Kernook). So, let me tell you a little bit about what we do Our members: Kernook (Kern for short) – A little bit of everything, and the one who usually deals with the social media/community end of things. Kreshenne (Kresh for short) – Streaming (will branch out later). Ruka – Our official artist (art and blog posts).

RWBY Fan Song: Breaking Free

The lyrics for this one are simple, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

Lyrics:
Verse 1: Born into a legacy, cold as ice, A name carved in stone, paid the price. I was taught to stand tall, to lead with grace, But deep inside, I felt out of place. Silver and gold, the wealth that I wear, But beneath the surface, no one would care. I built these walls, so high and strong, But I’ve been running from what I’ve known all along.

Pre-Chorus: They see the Schnee, but not the girl, The one beneath, the one who’s hurled. Into a world I never chose, But I’ll stand tall, and I’ll expose…

Chorus: Weiss Schnee, breaking free, No more hiding behind the snow and the cold, I’ll be me. Through the storm, I’ll find my way, Not just a legacy, but a future to make. Weiss Schnee, watch me soar, I’ll rise from the ashes, I’ll find what’s in store. From the cold, I will fight, A Huntress reborn, shining through the night.

Verse 2: I’ve seen the darkness, I’ve felt the sting, The weight of my family, everything. But I’ve found my team, I’ve found my place, A sisterhood, a chance to embrace. Ruby’s fire, Blake’s quiet fight, Yang’s bold heart, they all ignite. And I’m no longer just what they say, I’ll carve my own path, starting today.

Pre-Chorus: I see the truth, I see the light, I won’t be held down, I’ll take the fight. I’ve got a voice, and it’s my turn, To stand tall and let the world learn.

Chorus: Weiss Schnee, breaking free, No more hiding behind the snow and the cold, I’ll be me. Through the storm, I’ll find my way, Not just a legacy, but a future to make. Weiss Schnee, watch me soar, I’ll rise from the ashes, I’ll find what’s in store. From the cold, I will fight, A Huntress reborn, shining through the night.

Bridge: The weight of my name, the chain around me, But I won’t break, I’ll set myself free. I’ll fight with my heart, I’ll stand with my friends, We’ll face the storm, together to the end. The snow may fall, but I won’t freeze, My heart beats strong, no longer at ease. The future’s ahead, it’s mine to take, I’ll face the world, I’ll never break.

Chorus: Weiss Schnee, breaking free, No more hiding behind the snow and the cold, I’ll be me. Through the storm, I’ll find my way, Not just a legacy, but a future to make. Weiss Schnee, watch me soar, I’ll rise from the ashes, I’ll find what’s in store. From the cold, I will fight, A Huntress reborn, shining through the night.

Outro: Through the snow, I’ll find my light, I’ll rise again, and I’ll take flight. No longer bound, no longer cold, I am Weiss Schnee, and I’m bold.

Well, that’s about it for now, everyone. This has been Kern, of The Demented Ferrets, where stupidity is at it’s finest, and level grinds are par for the course. If you like what we do, please consider liking and subscribing to our content. Share around our blog posts with your friends too, it helps a lot. See you next time!

YouTube Playlists of Interest:

FAIL: Fallen Angels in Limelight – rock, glam rock, hard rock.
City of Shadows Album 1 – A musical story about two cities joining together as one deep in the desert. A literal tyrant has come to lay claim to the city, and an uprising occurs.
City of Shadows Album 2 – The exciting continuation of City of Shadows. Time to set out and travel the world! This story is ongoing, with song releases every Wednesday and Friday.
Roll for Glory Album – An album dedicated to the wonderful world of DnD, and the fictional band in “Thunderous Power Kicks” (T.P.K) led by their fearless leader and Bard.
RWBY Fan Songs – Fan made songs for the RWBY series encompassing several musical styles. (Kern’s on going project).
Video Game Fan Songs – Fan made songs about video games spanning a wide variety of gaming genres and song styles (Kresh and Kern’s ongoing project).
Ferret’s Synthwave – Songs with a Synthwave vibe.

RWBY Fan Song: Loneliness Like Mine

Hey everyone, it’s Kern here! I’m coming at you with a RWBY fan song for the Freezer burn pair (Weiss and Yang). These two are amazing, even if they aren’t a canon ship. I hope you enjoy it!

RWBY Fan Song: Autograph

This one is called Autograph, and the reason I made it was because I was inspired by Volume 1 of the series where Ruby comes into contact with Glynda for the first time.

RWBY Fan Song: We’re Team RWBY

Album: City of Shadows

City of Shadows: Act 1: Rise of the Twin Flames

City of Shadows: Act 1: Fall of the Twin Cities

City of Shadows: Act 1: A Spark in the Dark

City of Shadows: Act 2: The Songbird

City of Shadows: Act 2: Whispers of the Songbird

City of Shadows: Act 2: Gathering in the Plaza

City of Shadows: Act 2: Song of Rebellion

City of Shadows: Act 2: Shelter of the Echoes

City of Shadows: Act 2: The Echo’s Story

City of Shadows: Act 3: The Rise

City of Shadows: Act 3: The Tyrant’s Move

City of Shadows: Act 3: Chains and Wings

The City of Shadows: Act 3: From the Ashes

City of Shadows Act 4 (Final): The Fall of the Tyrant

Fan Song: Aggro to Zone (Final Fantasy XI)

Hey everyone, it’s Kern here. A little while ago we released this fan song to YouTube, and we hope you’ll enjoy it. This is a fan song about Final Fantasy XI, and a nostalgic trip through memory lane from during what FFXI players call “Aggro to zone days”, a time in FFXI history when you trailed mobs to the zone after being aggroed they didn’t despawn, they merely walked back to the spawn location.

These days, aggroing a monster to the zone in FFXI doesn’t mean the mob will walk back to the place the monster is meant to be, it will simply despawn and fade away. This ends up saving other players a lot of headaches in key zones like the dunes and crawler’s nest. All in all this song is meant to be a fun musical romp down memory lane for the people who fondly recall those days.

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($50) Round Table Ferret/Fluffy Ferret: Josh Sayer

Resident Evil 3 Fan Song – Where’s the Fear? (Nemesis No Show)

This has been Kernook of The Demented Ferrets, where stupidity is at its finest and level grinds are par for the course. I’ll see you next time!

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($50) Round Table Ferret/Fluffy Ferret: Josh Sayer

Fan Song Preview: Dream Team (Full Song on Patreon)

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Patreon Supporters:
($3) Little Ferrets: Emily Turner
($5) Demented Minions: Andrew Wheal.
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($14) True Blue Ferret: Francis Murphy and Bryan BSB.
($25) Premium Ferret: None.
($50) Round Table Ferret/Fluffy Ferret: Josh Sayer

Twister (1996) – Disaster Film with an Emotional Core

A Few Observations about the “Disaster Film” Genre…

Twister’s Balancing Act: Common Sense and Common Threats

Tropes and Nonsense: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

The Marriage Subplot: It Actually isn’t Crap

A Few Final Thoughts

Twister manages to knock that theme out of the park, without being too dark about its subject matter. It would have been all too easy to make a doom and gloom story about loss and fill the screen with one action packed tragedy after another… people and homes being decimated for the sake of carnage alone. That’s one of the biggest issues I take with a lot of disaster films. They so badly want to sell the action and the danger, they’ll go to any length to reach it.

The more damage, the more terrified people, the more lives ruined in bombastic fashion, the better.

Day After Tomarrow’s brand of logic is to see if we can freeze over half of the planet, no thought given to the countless lives truly lost by the deep freeze because there’s just not enough screen time for that. Just as it doesn’t have any time to express what that actually means for civilization at large if that were to actually happen… too big for its own britches, that movie ends where it should actually begin. The credits roll, leaving nothing but a series of unknowns in its wake.

The same could be said for a great many disaster films. They end after they’ve spent the time ruining all and sundry for the sake of entertainment, and that might have some value. I’d argue though, that the value diminishes when that’s all disaster films set out to do.

That’s not what Twister does, it breaks that mold and does so proudly. Instead, of giving us nothing but drama and mindless wanton destruction, Twister gives us a little bit of hope, and a lot of catharsis. The movie opens the car door and invites you to join in on the ride with these storm chasers and their mission to get their technology airborn into a tornado, come hell or high water.

The final tornado ends, just as all tornadoes end… but, we know there will be another, and another, and another. They aren’t going away. That’s not an ominous cliff hanger, just a fact of living on planet earth.

Twister invites you to look at the facts… not the scientific ones, but the emotional ones. It asks you to beg the question; what truly matters more? When is innovation more important than family? Is the safety of countless others more important than the safety of our own personal connections? Where does someone draw the line, and when should they? You can’t really analyze questions like that if characters begin the movie by taking everything around them for granted. Twister doesn’t begin ambivalently, or end that way either. That’s what makes it such an intelligent film.

It’s not book-smart necessarily. It is emotionally mature, though. Perhaps in its own way Twister is wiser in its self-awareness than so many other films out there. If you take a few seconds to think about the ethos that it attempts to convey, the film stays solid. Since tornadoes are dynamic, that means the characters must be the same way; swift thinking, highly capable, and incredibly willing to be in the direct line of peril.

In a sea of disaster films that try to convey a message much bigger than the film would ever have the time to convey, or worse forsakes any heartfelt message entirely, Twister hits that middle ground.

Well, that’s about all I have time for… as I say that, I look at the length of this post and cringe. I knew it would be long, but this is almost too long.

This has been Kernook of the Demented Ferrets, where stupidity is at its finest, and level grinds are

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($50) Round Table Ferret/Fluffy Ferret: Josh Sayer

Clanfolk Fan Song: Ode to Clanfolk

Hey all, It’s Kern here. For those of you who don’t know, I absolutely love the video game Clanfolk, which you can check out and buy on steam if you don’t have it already. No paid promotion here, I just genuinely love the game. In fact, we Demented Ferrets like it so much, we made a fan song about it using Suno. The song was made using AI, since Kresh and I can’t sing very well at all.

Clanfolk takes place in 1300’s Scotland. The central mechanics revolve around family life and cultivating a homestead for your clan to live and thrive. We wanted the song to reflect that with a cheery, upbeat lyrical tone from the perspective of the player’s clan itself.

(Side Note: with all the content that continues to get added to Clanfolk, you can be sure we’re highly inspired to keep making fan songs about the game, so this won’t be the only one.)

If you’re interested in learning more about Clanfolk, the official discord is both very helpful and active. Furthermore, the game can be purchased on Steam for anyone interested in playing it.

Clanfolk on Steam

About the game Clanfolk

At the time of making this post, the game is currently in early access and receives updates with new content often. Clanfolk is made lovingly by Blorf, a solo game dev, and it’s published by Hooded Horse. The intended focus is upon the clan itself, usually a small family under 40 members in size. Although players like myself often build larger homesteads of over a hundred, the game itself truly shines when the focus is kept to a small or middling clan size. The game is cozy, without a heavy emphasis on warfare. You shouldn’t let that deter you. Clanfolk may be cozy, but it’s not overly simple or “too easy”.

The testing branch is available to all players, meaning if you are okay to deal with a couple of bugs here and there you can see what’s in store for the main branch early. All you need to do is opt into the testing branch on Steam once you’ve purchased the game.

I can’t get into an in-depth breakdown of the game here or this post would be far, far too long. What I will say is that there’s a skill tree that allows you to unlock all kinds of things for your clan. You’ll focus on survival in your first year starting in Summer. From there, your job is to prepare your clan to make it through Winter by stocking up on food and water. Ensuring your clan is warm enough not to die to the bitter chill of the cold is another key aspect to focus on during the early game.

A filthy clan is an unhappy clan, so you might want to build a tub for them to wash in, and a water dipper for them to drink from. If that’s too difficult for you to accomplish in time, water jugs for satiating thirst will do to get you through the winter. Just make sure you have enough of them. The water Dipper is far more efficient, though.

The September 2024 update included the “wake and funeral” system, further cementing the “family bonds” aspect of gameplay by including a period of mourning when someone from the clan passes away. This isn’t a colony sim based in raw numbers, but rather in the unity of the clan members and the preservation of those emotional bonds. Taking the time to get to know your clan and optimizing their routine is truly one of the more rewarding aspects of the game.

If you want to see gameplay footage, just ask Kresh and Kern when we’re live on Twitch, and we’ll show off the game… we do that often enough since I’m such a huge fan of it.

More Demented Ferret News:

Okay, so on to some of the typical “ramble-ramble” TDF self-promotion nonsense….

If you want to download the song “Ode to Clanfolk” to listen to it any time, it’s up on our Patreon for free. We have more music in the works too. If you want to support what we do, consider becoming a member of our Patreon. Music will release as we make it, but be assured there will be plenty more where this came from. We hope to see you there!

Some songs will be Patreon exclusive for paying members of the $1 and above tiers.The first Patreon exclusive release is Dream Team, a song about the game Mass Effect. It’s up for Patrons now.

This has been Kern of The Demented Ferrets, where stupidity is at its finest, and level grinds are par for the course. Don’t forget to follow us on social media.

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Those who join via Patreon get special perks, such as extra content, quicker updates, and more.

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Patreon Supporters:

($1) General Ferrets: None
($3) Little Ferrets: Emily Turner
($5) Demented Minions: Andrew Wheal.
($7) Fandom Ferret: None
($14) True Blue Ferret: Francis Murphy.
($50) Round Table Ferret/Fluffy Ferret: Josh Sayer

It’s been a while…

Hey all, it’s Kern here. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? There’s a lot of reasons for that. I’m going to catch you guys up, if you care awesome, if you don’t go ahead and just skip this post. It’s not fandom related in any possible way. I’m going to now gloss over just a lot of random things. I don’t want to get into the weeds with any of it because well… some of it just lingers. I’d rather not let it do that.

When I made the happy near year post, I honestly thought the skies were the limit in term of having “a good year”, and after the dumpster fire of 2023, I came into this year with a lot of plans, all of which were slowed down because I was just too optimistic.

First thing’s first. I’ve been fairly inactive because of my uncle passing, and a house move that took place last year in 2023. In April of this year, Sabin, my cat of 18 years finally passed on of old age. It was just a busy, and somewhat depressing chunk time that felt like punches to the gut every time I turned around. It was hard to just sit down and blog without just negativity/trauma dumping that I didn’t feel like doing. I wasn’t gaming much, wasn’t watching anime. The reviews I was working on had layers of cynicism I didn’t like, so I didn’t post them. They’re all just sitting in the drafts, and most will be scrapped and re-written now that I’m not so stressed out.

At the time though, my efforts just weren’t in blogging, my heart wasn’t in it. I was far more invested in my family, and live streaming, and that was about it. That’s not very exciting, I know. It is what it is, though.

We continued to stream through all of it, Kresh and I, and Ruka continued to work on artwork although she needed a long break. Early on this year, I forget what month exactly, someone totaled her car and landed her in the hospital because that idiot jumped lanes when they weren’t supposed to. I have strong feelings about that, as you can guess. Ruka is fine, she has a new car now, life goes on… yada, yada, yada… all of that to say though, that massively slowed down projects we wanted to do, like a comic series here on the blog, which is what Ruka was working on, as you can see from the happy 2024 post I sent out at the start of the year… but I’ll leave that little taste here as well:

We are still working on the comics series, but dang we were slowed down more than we like.

On the topic of my cat Sabin, well…. what does one say after 18 years of spending time with a furry companion that is as much family as the people. He was a good boy, deeply loved…. also, he was a small feline asshole in almost every dimension, slayer of drink glasses, and headbutter of headsets on live streams. He only ever really liked a small handful of people. That was just his way, he was my cat, I was his human. There was a bond there, and the loss was incredibly tangible. What more to say than that?

He was just old, his kidneys were failing him, a thing known to happen in older cats, By the end of it all, well, I suppose I’m just glad he’s at peace. My favorite picture of him is the one on the website, sitting by my notepad. He… really was a good boy.

Well… we have a new kitty, her name is Ruby, (yes named after Ruby Rose of RWBY, just like Sabin was named after Sabin of Final Fantasy VI.) She’s around a year old. We adopted her two weeks before Sabin passed away. So for two weeks, he had a little sister…

As for Ruby, I’ll do a post about her soon enough, if the real interest strikes me. Sabin was a ham for the camera if I had my phone out, but Ruby really isn’t interested in that. She’s young, and would rather be watching the birds in the window, or romping through the house than staying still for a picture. She’s a pretty cat, with tortoiseshell markings, but “tortitude” is a thing, and she lives up to it, lol. If you own a tortoiseshell cat, you know what I’m talking about… but, it’s so worth it.

anyway, that’s all for now. I’m going to get around to finally placing out some actual content soon, and when I do, it’ll be a lot of fun. Kresh and I are working on some bigger stuff, so once it comes out, it’ll be posted up on the blog. Until then, I’m just going to end this here…

See you all soon… with proper content, of course.